tumblrbook

rneerkat:

darrynek:

rneerkat:

if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo

oh

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

okay but

this is quality humor right here

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

The bees are disappearing….

When you were younger and a friend came round

sodamnrelatable:

The awkward first half hour of politeness:

The next couple of hours:

When their parents came to collect them:

“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”

 

tony-wiseau:

atkid:

everyflight-beginswith-afall:

weaponizedwit:

cutintostars:

I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. 

Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.

#tony stark does not share

“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark” 

Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.

(Source: guardian-of-the-arc)

onamelancholyhill:

lordwhat:

Teaching free will to fish is like teaching poetry to angels.

reblogging again, this is the best